You thought you had Spanish all figured out, and then you overheard two Chileans chatting away...
Cachai, weón, chapalapachala, puta la weá, yapo, maencima, altiro, caleta, cuático, brígido, cawín, poto, cachai, weón, cachai, weón…
Well, you can complain that Chilean Spanish is freaking brutal in the world, or you can join the dozens of gringas already breaking free from the involuntary isolation that comes with not being able to communicate independently in Spanish.
I know how you feel...
Chilean Spanish is too fast...
💔 Just 5 minutes of a regular conversation between two Chileans can make you feel like you haven’t learned anything in all this time.
omg, that pronunciation...
💔 It’s like the sounds just start flooding and sweeping you away, as if you were a deer in headlights isolated in the middle of the Atacama Desert.
Chilean Spanish means: gazillion slangs...
💔 Puta la weá po, la mala cuea.
THE GOOD NEWS IS: YOU CAN CRACK THE CHILEAN CONVERSATIONS WITH JUST FIVE WORDS.
Subscribe to my newsletter and receive an audioguide featuring the top five Chilean swear words, used by everyone – your Spanish teacher, boss, or even suegrita – whether they admit it or not.
It won’t solve all your problems, but it’ll help you understand us a bit better and detect when a situation that seemed friendly is about to get awkward… (and I promise, it happens a lot).
Also, in my weekly newsletter, I’ll teach you ninja-like techniques to cover up seamlessly when you get stuck mid-convo, even before your chat partner starts rolling their eyes or wraps up the sentence for you.
my Chilean Slang Guide will set you up for:
✅ Simple as that: getting at least half of what’s happening in a casual chat between two or more Chileans, even if they’re firing words like a machine gun.
✅ Nailing social scenarios that might seem funny but could turn into a punch-up if there’s alcohol in the mix (or even if there isn’t).
✅ Alongside these 5 words, I’ll show you some combos to catch the drift of inside jokes and current references we all get, but won’t find in any Spanish textbook.
Who do I think I am to tell you all this?
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Join the dozens of "gringas" who have already realized they can understand over half of what Chileans say with just 5 words, and who no longer feel like a deer in the headlights when they know they have a gathering with the extended family.
Tamos lista, mi reina ;)